This weekend I watched Man vs. Wild for the first time. Since Lost is over for the season, I need a new distraction. This is kind of like a more realistic Lost. Bear Grylls goes off into some remote location via helicopter and finds his way back to civilization. He is hot. He can kick your ass and you would probably like it. His chest is completely hairless. This is also hot. Sometimes he eats cute and/or gross animals and gets diarrhea from tainted water, (which is not so hot) but I choose to shrug this off. If I was stranded in the wilderness there is no question about it- I wouldn't survive more than 3 hours. I have no real life skills in that way. Bear Grylls would leave me to die out there. We're supposed to go camping soon. Am I slightly nervous? Yes. Will I probably give up and sleep in the car halfway through the first night? Hell yes. But I can make a sundial with a stick and a rock now thanks to Bear Grylls.
4 comments:
man v wild is garbage. i prefer SURVIVORMAN.
is he hot though? i do know he hauls his own camera around which is admirable.
he's hot in an honest canadian way. he's no showboat.
After our Cipotle sex discussion I decided I had to check him out, he's cute enough. It was a fun show to watch.
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